More terrifying than The Phantom of the Opera!
Scarier than Jeckyll and Hyde!
It's The Mystery Off Glen Road - The Musical, featuring the Unicycling Poacher!
Watch it if you dare!
NOTE: When this story was first published about two decades ago, the music was posted in the form of MIDI files. (Remember those?!) In order to bring the musical back for its revival, I had to convert the files over to MP3s, which seems to have actually cleaned them up a bit. They sound better than the MIDIs, but in some cases it does make certain parts of the lyrics harder to identify within the music while you're reading along.